Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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