Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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