I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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