I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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