I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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