Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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