Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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