He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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