how can u be prego again
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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