So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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