I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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