You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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