My pussy is not your playground.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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