ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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