Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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