Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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