i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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