Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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