Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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