nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Found the puke drawer
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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