Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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