i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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