1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
More tranny stories later!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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