i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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