Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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