I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm at about main and main street
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
