yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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