As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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