HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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