its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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