4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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