Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
did i walk over a car last night?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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