do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What a dumb baby whore.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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