Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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