I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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