idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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