No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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