this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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