You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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