I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Can you bring me the toilet please
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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