I've blown a few things in my day
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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