HIV tests are more positive than that guy
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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