mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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