he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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