meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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