did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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