Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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