I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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