Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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