i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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