i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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