Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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