i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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