That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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