Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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