when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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