Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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