porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
