I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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