Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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